Sunday, December 28, 2008

A Little Post Christmas Humor

I shared this in my sermon today, found it on esermons by an unknown author. It fits me, thought it might fit some others.

’Twas the week after Christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber),
I’d remember the marvelous meals I’d prepared:
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The bread and the cheese/ And the way I’d never said, “No, thank you, please.”
As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt
I said to myself as only I can: “You can’t spend a winter disguised as a man!”
So away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be vanished.
I won’t have a cookie‑‑not even a lick.
I’ll only chew on a long celery stick.
I won’t have hot biscuits or corn bread or pie.
I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I’m hungry, I’m lonesome and life is a bore. But isn’t that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot. Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Sad Today...Goodbye to Mitchie

Tonight our dog Mitchie got out of our yard and got hit on our road. It's been a very sad night. I'm going to go off of the 365 stuff for tonight posting pics from a couple years ago. We'll miss you, Mitchie, you were a really good dog.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Long Time Coming

I've been going to post these pics of the boys at Thanksgiving and things finally settled down to do it.

I'm skipping some of the other pics from my Project 365 on here...but will try to keep it up more from now on.